The Things They Can’t KnowI stepped on the scale not knowing what to expect for the first time in my life, looking down to see the number looking back at me: ninety…Jan 24, 2021Jan 24, 2021
Unkle Adams: Famous At Any CostLife makes fools of us all from time to time, but few pay for the privilege.Jul 22, 2020Jul 22, 2020
Abby Brown: Commodity As IdentityRecently I noticed an interesting trend that is probably as old as trends themselves: the fame seeker. The fame seeker is someone who wants…Jun 2, 2018Jun 2, 2018
Dear Conservatives, Please Don’t Get These Shows Taken Off the AirHeavyweight champion heavyweight and 1990 anthem ruiner Roseanne Barr has had her TV show canceled for her supposed racism. America has…May 30, 2018May 30, 2018
Published inAlt RealityPres. Trump Pledges to Personally Wring the Necks of Immigrant ChildrenD.C. – President Trump’s immigration plans have been raising eyebrows since the summer of 2015, when he first made the declaration that…Sep 5, 2017Sep 5, 2017
Published inAlt RealityThank God America Finally Has A Real LeaderI’m a simple southerner and in my time I’ve seen a lot of politicians come and go. I’ve seen a lot of good ones and a lot of bad ones but…Sep 4, 2017Sep 4, 2017
Published inAlt RealityPost-Hurricane, Texas Warms to Big Government SocialismAUSTIN – After the destructive landfall of Hurricane Harvey, Governor Greg Abbott (R-TX) and other Texan leaders have spontaneously and…Sep 4, 2017Sep 4, 2017
